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SciFi Sessions: Faded pages torn from old books

by Andy Best

The dirty rain lashed down in solid walls that marched forward in rows. An oppressive heat filled the atmosphere and the gaps between the rainfall were flushed with rolling clouds of steam. The sky above was obscured. Rare breaks were all brown-grey haze and glare. The sound of the water crashing down was one continuous roar as it fell on a sprawling right-angled maze of watery channels, broken only by occasional spurts of gigantic foliage. The maze was punctuated by the looming shadowy outlines of tall rectangular buildings whose details could not be seen through the steam, rain and radiating heat waves.

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Shanghai First Kiss

by Jason Lasky

Give her your bright, your enriched, your kempt,
and she will make sloven creatures of them.
She cares not for your ancestry nor history-
she seeks the bold, the flowering, the illustrious.
Shanghai swallows all those who come
by way of that first kiss that ruins
any innocence that still remained within them.

I believe that my first kiss with Shanghai
matters most since I
have kissed so few other cities so passionately.
Four years on I still remember that first time-
we met in the lurid darkness, her streets alive.
She wore a flowing gown of silky red, her legs reaching to the sky.
She whispered in my ear, “Welcome mister.”
She grabbed me, held me, embraced me,
hit me, beat me, shook me,
jostled me, kicked me, threw me
and left her indelible taste on my tongue.

All I could do was fall in love with her,
and all I’ve done since is looked for reasons to stay with her.
But I’ve been ravaged and savaged by her,
and I’ve been taken for a ride by her.

Yet, the addict has his candy, the tasty treat.
I’ve gotten to sucking on Shanghai’s sweet teat,
and I can’t ween myself away- I can’t.

The look she gives me, the potential to save me-
I opened wide and let her ruin me.
And I’m still by her side.

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Superstars of SLAMHAI! 2010

September 22nd saw the first ever SLAMHAI! go down with a proud line-up of 6 poets, and a friendly though surprisingly dirty minded audience (you know who you are). All to our delight, goes without saying. We put our poets through three stages, producing highlights such as Kathrina slammin’ Bring da Ruckus, and Estelle improvising verses on pulling her skirt up in the world’s finest squatter toilets. Not to forget misfit Morris, Hunter (where is it?!), and Butler, whose musing on lesbians are a bit shocking even for this site (or even the Internet…) And last not least, our own Susie Q:

And everyone says
That poetry’s for losers, geeks, library goons,
But I’d rather have this than those modern tunes
Give me Ginsberg, give me Eliot (I don’t want to be an idiot).
It’s the papercuts that matter
When you think about it.

We couldn’t have said it better. Big thanks to all of you, poets and audience, for helping us make SLAMHAI! one of the coolest evenings Shanghai has seen since the glory days (Ho-Tom, Christian, Simon, Morgan, and Brother J – love you guys!). See you around Christmas for the next one, drop us an Email to get on our mailing list, editor@haliterature.com

Love
B.


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SpagettiOs and Cherry Licorice

by wm. butler

Arthur Ellis was eight years old when his family moved from Taipei to Shanghai. Arthur’s father Henry was a manager for Esscore a company that provided components for cellular phones. Henry was the supervising director of Asia and often traveled between Japan, Taiwan and China. Arthur’s mother had been a Pilate’s instructor, but had recently changed over to Hot Yoga. She spent her time working out, having lunch, getting manicures and spa treatments and having cocktails with other Expat wives that lived in their compound on Haumu Lu near Century Park in Pudong, which was the new district of Shanghai. Arthur rarely spent time with his parents as his father was always traveling and when he was in town he spent most of his time at the office or entertaining clients for business purposes. Arthur’s father liked to call what he did bringing home the bacon, Arthur’s mother often referred to it as “stuffing the bacon any chance that son of a bitch got.” Arthur’s mother was always out “trying to have some semblance of a life” and would leave Arthur with Mrs. Zhang the Ayi.

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Once Kissed, Twice Shy

Did he? Didn’t he? Groupthink newcomer Christine Forte shows us her writing forte bringing the WTF in this unpolished pearl of a WTF!

by Christine Forte

Once Kissed, Twice Shy

Tom was lonely. He’d only been in Shanghai for three weeks and everything was just so unfamiliar. It was the same old story that he’d experienced in a different city of the world every year for the last three. Stuttgart, Detroit, Turin and now, Shanghai. He was so tired of the millions of first conversations, “Where are you from,” “What do you do;” all the polite nodding and smiling; watching people’s eyes glaze over with boredom as he tried to explain in layman’s terms exactly what it was that he did in the auto industry. He wished he could be excited about being in this new place, which was by far the most exciting of the cities his work had taken him. But his thoughts had become as gray as the smoggy sky above him. Continue reading…

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vegetable chaos – surreal shanghai

by ling’ling


have you been to the wet market on tongren lu. it’s right next to ‘the spot’ bar…next to all those hooker bars that cater to business tourists. fuck yeah i been there too. drink some 50 kuai qingdaos, hit on a countryside garlic hooker then get me some carrots and tomatoes. that’s how i roll.

you won’t believe what happened at the market today. i’m in there haggling over the price of tomatoes, trying to find a vendor who doesn’t hate me with double priced tomatoes like they were flown in from italy. i can’t describe how tiresome i find this exercise. i make a fairly obvious show of blanking one vendor and asking the one next to her how much her tomatoes cost. this is bad style and vendor number 2 lets me know it by doubling the previous vendor’s price. Continue reading…

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Featured H.A.L. Artist: Hsuan-Ying Chen

About Hsuan-Ying Chen

Hsuan-Ying Chen was born in Taipei and moved to Shanghai in 1999, where she continues to live and work out of her Weihai Road studio. Dividing her life between two massive and rapidly changing cities, Hsuan’s paintings and prints draw inspiration from the ever-modulating urban landscapes around her. Hsuan studied at the Boston University College of Fine Arts. Her work has been featured in international public exhibitions and private collections.

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Time to go home

by ferret


I’m in a club. It’s late. I’ve had too much to drink, and I’m bored. I’m about to go home when some girl walks up to me.

Hey.

Hey.

Where are you from?

America. You?

China, of course.

Of course.

How long have you been in Shanghai?

Two and a half years.

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Poets take note

That’s right H.A.L. people, the first ever Slamhai is nigh, and it’s high time to sign up for a shot at glory! Send us an Email at editor@haliterature.com for more info, or simply send us a sample of your works. All styles and sizes are welcome, so get creative!

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shanghai surreal – a boy in a cafe…

by Susie Gordon


It’s mid-afternoon at Boxha Café on Fuxing Xi Lu. I have, like every other laowai, my pill-white Macbook, an overpriced notebook, and a long-cold latte in front of me.

In walks a boy – a little European boy of eight or nine, alone, his backpack over one shoulder. He sits down at the table next to mine and takes out a folder, a calculator, and an iPhone. An iPhone. He’s nine years old.

With a wave of his hand and an imperious little cry of “Fuwuyuan!”, he beckons the waitress and orders a milkshake. Then, he proceeds to open his folder, slides his little thumb across the screen of his iPhone, and starts to access his emails.

When his milkshake arrives, he barely looks up from his travails to acknowledge it. His iPhone rings. He takes a slurp of his milkshake and answers it. He’s speaking business Mandarin to whoever is on the other end. Like a miniature Donald Trump, he sweeps his hair off his forehead and chatters away about his property portfolio. He’d bidding on a shikumen conversion on Jianguo Xi Lu. He finishes the call and slurps his milkshake again.

I go back to my own work but watch him in my peripheral vision. He’s emailing. Making notes.

A few minutes later he has David Laris on the phone. It’s cheerful camaraderie between the two of them as they discuss their latest venture (by the sound of it, a wine bar on Guangdong Lu with a Bund view).

His milkshake finished and his work complete, this Lilliputian entrepreneur packs his things away in his Toy Story backpack and leaves. I watch through the window as he digs in his pocket for his keys and unlocks a white Vespa. He drives away.

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