Archived entries for Danielle LeClerc


Chinese Tea and the Bone Cup

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by Danielle LeClerc

Within the seed of every apricot lies a small, soft kernel. Just a few of these pack enough cyanide to stop your heart in minutes.
Jasmine flowers, a popular Chinese tea ingredient, benefit the immune system and lower cholesterol. Jasmine berries, however contain a powerful neurotoxin.
Goji berry, known in China as gou qi zi and in Europe as wolfberry, has recently gained much attention in the West as a naturopathic herb. In small doses it improves circulation and aides the kidneys and spleen. Higher concentrations were used by Germany to poison Nazi bullets, stopping the hearts of victims with remarkable efficiency. Continue reading…

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H.A.L. proudly presents: Kelly Tsai live in the ‘Hai!


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The Third Chopstick

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The Third Chopstick
A short story by Danielle LeClerc

To: annelsmith@hotmail.com
Thursday, May 13, 3:22am
From: Walt.is.cool@gmail.com
Subject: 489 Wanping Street

Dear Mom,

Here’s some pics of the new place, not bad eh? A 2 bedroom downtown for
$700, you wouldn’t even get half this in Prince Albert.

And how about that view? Pretty great, eh? I’m not saying I don’t miss
seeing the Esso station across the schoolyard from my bedroom window, but
this is Shanghai. The stove’s a bit weird, the only setting it seems to
have is “inferno”; unlike the shower, which has 2 settings: inferno and
arctic, but I’ll figure it out.

 Turns out it was a piece of cake getting the place, the agent set
everything up and sent a really nice girl named Jenny to help me out.
She’s really sweet, you’d like her. Anyway, I’m officially settled now, so
you don’t have anything to worry about. And yes, I’m eating well, they’ve got
this thing here called “Sherpa’s” where they deliver really good healthy food
to your house pretty much any time of day.

Don’t worry about me. I’m 34, I’ll be fine.

Say hi to Dad.
Love,

Walter

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Six Word Stories

by Danielle LeClerc

Cock fight at the marriage market.

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Water

by Danielle LeClerc

Plop.

Water was the first thing she thought of that day.

Plop.

Water that broke on the curve of her forehead, sliding into her eye socket and into her dark hair, all rat’s tails after a night’s rolling.

Plop.

Kai Ying sat up and raised one bone shoulder to the cement, then the other.  Grandmother says it’s important to stretch mindfully each morning if you’ve slept in a hard, cold place.  But today she rushed the familiar movements: cheating when her nose opened to smell the water.  Cheating as she strained to identify the sounds coming from the stairwell and the floor above.  Nowhere in the shadows could she see her mother or father.

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Dead Guy Shanghai or My Name is Daniel Olzewski

by Danielle LeClerc

“Zapata’s?  Oh fuck no.”  Paul spat through the meat smoke onto pavement.  He took a long slug from a large Tsingtao and used his hand as a napkin, which was okay by me.

“Yeah.  Those bitches can forget it.”  Xiao Dan leaned back on wide shoulders.  He lifted his chin like he was somebody and chewed a hunk of lamb off one of his skewers.  Fat gelled in his teeth.  The little plastic stool and China in general, made him look huge.  Bigger than life.

“No way I’m putting up with the faggy fuckin’ Eurotrash that hangs out at that place.  I’d like to smash one of those French fuckers right in the head.”

(Our Mom’s French, asshole.)

Paul and Clay haw-hawed and tore at their meat sticks.

“One French fucker’s not enough, I’d like to take my fist and..”

And on it went ’til the Xinjiang BBQ stand shut down, at three am and behind a garrison of empty beers.  That was the night I first knew I had lost, and Xiao Dan had won.

My name is Daniel Olzewski.
I am 34 years old.
I was born in Lethbridge, Canada.

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23:00

by Danielle LeClerc


Slow jazz notes slink over from the bar behind me. Smudged at the margins by stripes-on-paisley beats from other restaurants along the darkened strip. An available taxi cruises lazily up the street in perfect tempo with the singer’s sad, soulful words. Her voice cracks on the chorus, some stuff about a last night together.

The sauvignon blanc is dry and woodish on the roof of my mouth. I swallow, and lick my lips a little longer than is strictly polite. Mosquitoes drift by from time to time, back-lit by candle light, and I draw my legs up onto the chair, crossing them under me to save my bloody ankles. I can already feel the skin beginning to prickle and swell. Headlights catch in my wineglass, drawing my attention. I tip the alcohol against my lips and a single, cold bead of condensation rolls down the stem, curving along the glass base, and plunks on my ankle. I shiver in the wet, ripe heat.

Reach for a cigarette, “Shanghai”: the brand is a boast in red, splashed across a gold box. English on one side, Chinese on the other. It’s etched with images of the Pearl Tower, the World Financial Centre, and Jin Mao. Collectively Lujiazui; the same part of town in which I am now sitting.  This is Pudong, only 15 years old. So much cleaner and more modern than Puxi, on the west side of the Huang Pu river. It still has its wet markets, bicycle delivery men, and watermelon-slash-cell phone-vendors, just fewer of them. Modern is a relative term. But it has none of the twisty lanes crammed mouth to mouth with apartments on top of shops on top of restaurants. None of the surreal bar districts, flaming in regurgitated Koolaid neon shock; no old trees casting leaf patterns on 1930s brick work in the ginger coloured street lamps. No soul. I order more wine. Continue reading…

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